My wife’s brother’s family just had a new baby.
We climbed into the car and visited them and my daughter got a chance to hold it.
On the way home she comments:
Her: So they had a freebie too.
Us: ???
Her: You know, a freebie. Just like when the twins were born.
Us: ???
Her: A FREEBIE! Did you see how tiny her feet and hands were? Just like the twins.
Us: You mean a preemie?
Heh.