Helix, Heelix, (H)elix1

Oh noes... home security done the wrong way...

Oct 13, '07 11:12 PM
for everyone

http://www.the-backup.com/buy/commercial.php

"many customers are buying one for each side of the bed..." Priceless.

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augusts1 wrote on Oct 13, '07

Can you say redneck? Geezus, what will they think of next? Bedside shotgun holsters?

ginaslove wrote on Oct 13, '07

Oh my ,thanks for sharing.

leonardofvince wrote on Oct 13, '07

"Not intended for homes with children."

ginaslove wrote on Oct 14, '07

Hope NOT !! Smile

redwarrior22001 wrote on Oct 14, '07

Agreed. That would scratch the stocks.

jawtheshark wrote on Oct 14, '07

First thing I thought, and last thing they said. They're safe from lawsuits. :-D

iamthefallen wrote on Oct 14, '07

Q: Will The Back Up scratch of mark my shotgun?

A: The special Polymer does not scratch the stock of the barrel of your gun. One side of the gun is abutted to your padding and box spring. On the other side, the gun is simply hidden by you blankets and bed covers.

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nizo505 wrote on Oct 14, '07

How come they don't offer a model with a beer can holder???

redwarrior22001 wrote on Oct 14, '07

Fine.
Ruin the joke.
Fine.

Sniff.

robi2106 wrote on Oct 14, '07

spring activated holders so you just press a button and then the gun flies up to chest height and fires itself toward the foot of the bed! That way you don't have to aim, just press the button and BLAMO!

tuckfoot wrote on Oct 15, '07

I've ordered three. One for each side of the bed and one for the head of the bed. One can NEVER be over armed against a household invasion. I mean you never know what position you'll be in when the invasion occurs. Hmmm... guess I ought to order one for the foot of the bed too. Thanks for the heads up.
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